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There was a blonde woman with a very long hair and blue eyes. She was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair black. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over.

“That’s a nice flock of sheep.“, she said.

“Well thank you.“, said the sheepherder. “Say what, I have a proposition for you.“, said the woman.

“Okay.“, replied the sheepherder.

“If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?“, asked the woman. “Sure“, said the sheepherder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, “two hundred and ninety seven“.

“Wow!“, said the sheepherder. “That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home.“

So the woman went and picked one sheep and put it in her car.

Upon watching this, the sheepherder approached the woman and offered, “Okay, now I have a proposition for you“.

“What is it?“, queried the woman.

“If I can guess the real color of your hair… can I have my dog back?“

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?“

The blonde said, “How about fifty dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde Pinay came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yup!,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.“

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a PORSCHE, it’s a FERRARI“.